Yoga people already own the equipment. Buy one a block and you’ve given them the thing they have, in a color they didn’t pick.
So skip the gear. Give them something they’ll want to wear to class, on the walk home, and to the supermarket afterwards.
Best Gifts for Yoga Lovers (That Aren't Another Mat)
Give them something special
Balanceyoga is Paak Design’s parody of Balenciaga. Balance, yoga, and the bold lettering of a luxury fashion house. It’s styled the way the original brand is styled, so the joke reads from across the room.
A block says “I know you do yoga.” A Balanceyoga shirt says “I know you do yoga, and I know you can take a joke.” Only one of those gets worn in public.
Balanceyoga Women's Premium Crop Top
The Women's Crop Top is straightforward and timeless. Crafted from 100% combed cotton, this shirt offers exceptional softness and enhanced durability compared to standard cotton shirts.
- 100% combed cotton
- Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Cropped length
- Ribbed crew neck
- Dropped shoulders
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Balanceyoga is a parody of Balenciaga. Stretch your body, not your budget.
Paak is an independent creative brand. Every design is an original work, not affiliated with, sponsored by, or associated with any other brand. Any resemblance to existing brands is used for the purpose of parody, commentary, and satire.
Balanceyoga Women's Premium Crop Top Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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17.32
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18.7
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S
|
17.72
|
19.69
|
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M
|
18.31
|
20.67
|
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L
|
18.7
|
21.65
|
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XL
|
199
|
22.64
|
Balanceyoga Logo Eco-Friendly Tote Bag
Eco-friendly organic cotton twill tote bag, perfect for showcasing your own unique design! With a large print area and solid color, this roomy bag is both stylish and practical, fitting groceries, books, and more.
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric weight: 8 oz
- Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
- Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
- 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
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Balanceyoga is a parody of Balenciaga. Stretch your body, not your budget.
Paak is an independent creative brand. Every design is an original work, not affiliated with, sponsored by, or associated with any other brand. Any resemblance to existing brands is used for the purpose of parody, commentary, and satire.
Balanceyoga Logo Fleece Crop Hoodie
There’s no need to choose between comfy and cute in this super soft cropped hoodie
- 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
- Midweight fabric (6.5 oz)
- Regular fit
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Balanceyoga is a parody of Balenciaga. Stretch your body, not your budget.
Paak is an independent creative brand. Every design is an original work, not affiliated with, sponsored by, or associated with any other brand. Any resemblance to existing brands is used for the purpose of parody, commentary, and satire.
Balanceyoga Logo Fleece Crop Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
|
18.63
|
22
|
|
M
|
19.38
|
23 1/2
|
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L
|
21.38
|
25 1/2
|
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XL
|
22.13
|
27 1/2
|
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2XL
|
22.88
|
29 1/2
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Why it works as a gift
- They’ll get the joke in about one second.
- It’s something they can wear to class without it looking like gym gear.
- Nobody else in the room will have the same thing.
- There’s no Paak logo on it. The only brand on the garment is the joke.
- You don’t need to do yoga to enjoy it. Anyone with a sense of humor and a mild suspicion of luxury logos will.
Same idea, different obsession: Paak Design also makes Lactose, Never Played Polo, and other parodies, for the people in your life who aren’t on the mat.