Somebody in your life owns two espresso machines and a jacket that cost more than your first month’s rent. Their birthday is in three weeks. You have no idea what to buy… until now.
Unusual Gifts for People Who Have Everything
The one thing they can’t buy themselves
People who have everything can buy any object they like. What they can’t buy for themselves is a surprise. The gifts that land are the ones the person didn’t know existed and understood in two seconds.
Never Played Polo Unisex Sweatshirt
Premium fabrics with a classic fit
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
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Never Played Polo is a parody of Polo Ralph Lauren, U.S. Polo Assn., and polo brands in general. Dress like a champion of a sport you've never even watched.
Paak is an independent creative brand. Every design is an original work, not affiliated with, sponsored by, or associated with any other brand. Any resemblance to existing brands is used for the purpose of parody, commentary, and satire.
Never Played Polo Unisex Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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23 1/2
|
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M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
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26 1/2
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24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|
That takes an idea, not a bigger budget, and it’s the whole reason Paak Design exists. It’s an independent design brand from Milan, started by Alex Paak, an award-winning designer who has worked across UX, apps, games and AR. His view was that there aren’t enough beautiful, clever designs that don’t take themselves too seriously, so he made some.
Each piece starts with an observation about fashion, logos or status, gets turned into a joke, and is then designed properly. You laugh first. Then you notice how good it looks. Then you want one.
Pick the person, then pick the joke
The parodies are the easiest way in, because the gift explains itself. Match the original brand to the person:
- Lactose: Lacoste with the crocodile swapped for a green cow. For anyone with a Lacoste in the closet and a sense of humor about it.
- Never Played Polo: aimed at Polo Ralph Lauren, U.S. Polo Assn. and the whole polo-shirt universe. For the person who wears the identity of a sport they’ve never watched.
- Herpès Paris: Hermès, with a horse in a car and a man standing in front. For the friend with expensive taste and better humor.
- Balanceyoga: Balenciaga, for the yoga person.
- Bvlgaria: a warrior doing a Bulgarian split squat. For anyone who takes leg day personally.
- Moschito: Moschino with a mosquito for a logo. For whoever mosquitoes always pick first.
- Tommy Hillbilly: Tommy Hilfiger with a red flannel pattern. For anyone who owns a lot of flannel.
- Georgia Armenia: Giorgio Armani, where the GA now stands for something else entirely. For anyone, especially if they are Armenian or Georgian (or Italian).
Balanceyoga Logo Oversized T-Shirt
This oversized tee is comfy and stylish, great for both everyday wear and relaxing. Its loose fit and soft fabric make it perfect for lounging, layering, or adding a cool touch to your outfit.
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (7 oz.)
- Oversized relaxed fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Drop shoulder sleeves
- 1 × 1 ribbed collar reinforced neckline
- Tear-away tag
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Paak is an independent creative brand. Every design is an original work, not affiliated with, sponsored by, or associated with any other brand. Any resemblance to existing brands is used for the purpose of parody, commentary, and satire.
Balanceyoga Logo Oversized T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28.25
|
22
|
|
M
|
29.25
|
24
|
|
L
|
30.25
|
26
|
|
XL
|
31.25
|
28
|
|
2XL
|
32 1/2
|
30
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
32
|
|
4XL
|
34.25
|
34
|
Changing a letter isn’t the joke. The name gets the smile, and the logo, slogan or small detail is what turns it into a piece of design worth wearing.
It works on almost anyone
Paak doesn’t have one visual style, because the idea comes first and the look follows it. That’s handy when you don’t know someone’s taste. There’s usually a concept that fits, and it doesn’t need to match their wardrobe, just their sense of humor.
Tommy Hillbilly Trucker Hat
This retro trucker hat featuring five panels, a high profile, and a flat bill.
- 60% cotton, 40% polyester
- Mid profile
- Plastic adjustable closure
- One size fits most
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Tommy Hillbilly is a parody of Tommy Hilfiger. Trade the yacht for a pickup truck.
Paak is an independent creative brand. Every design is an original work, not affiliated with, sponsored by, or associated with any other brand. Any resemblance to existing brands is used for the purpose of parody, commentary, and satire.
Tommy Hillbilly Trucker Hat Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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One size
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24
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6
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3
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8.6
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It’s a good fit for the coworker you drew in Secret Santa and for the parent who says they don’t want anything. Different people, same trait: curious, a bit observant, not particularly worried about fitting in. If you’re after unique gifts for people who already have plenty, that’s the crowd.
Sizes are optional
Not sure what they wear? Tote bags, mugs, bottles and notebooks skip the question completely. If you do know, there are T-shirts, hoodies, long sleeves, tank tops, crop tops, dad hats and bucket hats. There are even baby onesies, so a newborn can wear a joke about luxury before they can read it.
Herpès Pillow Original
Classic comfortable pillow with an all-over print. A hidden zipper allows for easy machine washing.
- 100% polyester case and insert
- Fabric weight: 6.49–8.85 oz
- Machine-washable case
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Herpes Paris is a parody of Hermès. Not affiliated with dermatologists.
Paak is an independent creative brand. Every design is an original work, not affiliated with, sponsored by, or associated with any other brand. Any resemblance to existing brands is used for the purpose of parody, commentary, and satire.
Herpès Pillow Original Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
18″×18″
|
17.72
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17.72
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4.92
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15.35
|
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20″×12″
|
19.69
|
11.81
|
4.92
|
16.93
|
|
22″×22″
|
225
|
225
|
6.1
|
18.9
|
Paak isn’t priced as luxury, and it isn’t disposable either. The aim is a sensible balance between quality and price, so you can give something people talk about without a luxury budget.
No logo, on purpose
Alex doesn’t like the idea of people paying for clothes and then advertising somebody else’s brand for free. So Paak’s own name isn’t printed on the products. The parody or the concept is the only thing on the garment.
That makes it a fairly generous gift. The person opening it isn’t becoming a billboard for anyone. They’re just wearing something they think is funny and looks good, which is how clothes are meant to work.
Lactose Men's Oversized T-Shirt
This oversized tee is comfy and stylish, great for both everyday wear and relaxing. Its loose fit and soft fabric make it perfect for lounging, layering, or adding a cool touch to your outfit.
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (7 oz.)
- Oversized relaxed fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Drop shoulder sleeves
- 1 × 1 ribbed collar reinforced neckline
- Tear-away tag
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Lactose is a parody of Lacoste. Can be worn by lactose-intolerant people too.
Paak is an independent creative brand. Every design is an original work, not affiliated with, sponsored by, or associated with any other brand. Any resemblance to existing brands is used for the purpose of parody, commentary, and satire.
Lactose Men's Oversized T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28.25
|
22
|
|
M
|
29.25
|
24
|
|
L
|
30.25
|
26
|
|
XL
|
31.25
|
28
|
|
2XL
|
32 1/2
|
30
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
32
|
|
4XL
|
34.25
|
34
|
Nobody has everything. Almost nobody owns a green cow.